Saturday, October 04, 2008

Seth's Saturday Wise Sayings

"Life's too short for Politics. Let's eat!"

"If at first you don't succeed, cheat!"

(I didn't mean for those to rhyme, which brings me to my final wise saying...)

"True genius can make all things rhyme, but if you can't be a genius, why not be a mime?"

Ponder upon these, my fellow Americans. Be filled with their wisdom, I mean it. Anyone want a peanut?

One more bonus saying: "A heavy lisp does not necessarily mean you are speech-impaired, it could mean that you are deeply Episcopalian."


katemcdonald said...

gotta love the reference to The Princess Bride

Seth Ward said...

Oh yes...