Pretty Tasty

As a brief intermission to my Scapper story I would like to introduce you to Dill Pickle Sunflower Seeds. Pretty darn Tasty. MMMM mmmm. Sunflower seeds are a good alternative to candy-bars and other fat-inducing, rear-enlarging, spare-tire-inflating snacks. It takes about a half an hour to surgically split and eat a whole mouthful of these babies and did I mention that they are tasty. Not Chili's French-fries tasty but good enough to munch. What do you snack on, that is GOOD, or doesn't taste like faintly-flavored air, that is good for the gander?

Warning: (to be read very fast and in a low, nearly-inaudible voice) Side effects may include, memory loss, projectile vommiting, dizziness, nausia, shortness of breath, uncontrolled flagilation, and in some extreme cases...erectile disfunction. Use only as directed. Consult a doctor before eating.

So come on, enjoy these Tasty Treats. Isn't it about time you did?


Snack suggestions?