Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Chocolate Royal

Ode to Slim Fast:


Slim Fast, Slim Fast,
my Royal Chocolate Slim Fast
I drink you and dream
of a smaller size of jeans

I dream for a smaller belly
a skinner booty to make.
but you really don't work,
when I drink you then go eat mashed friggin potatos
and a 3 pound steak.

I tried to stay faithful
zooming past the Pizza Hut
but that pie in the kitchen
well... she's such a slut.

Slim Fast oh Slim Fast
you're not all you seem
although you might taste real good
on some cookies and cream

blue bell that is
banana split
texas style

7 comments:

euphrony said...

Slim Fast. Never could stomach the stuff.

Reijn of the Elfin Muse said...

ode to america's obsession with weight

Anonymous said...

*Tear forms in my chubby eye.*

Yeah...

Lexie Ward said...

Slim Fast is like an appetite accelerant in my system.
Just one cup makes me want to scarf down everything in the pantry.

Susanne said...

I tried those Slim Fast snack bars after I had my little girl. I loved the chocolate chip cookie dough kind...at first...then I got to where I would feeling like hurling at the sight of one. I still feel that way! Wonder what's in them that causes that???

My brother-in-law always said that Slim Fast doesn't work for him because it tastes too good with a burger and fries. :)

Seth Ward said...

Lexie, you ain't wistle'n dixie chick. The only time I drink it now is if I don't have time for lunch and I need some energy or something.

Susanne, those bars are pretty yummy. We took some of those on the tour as a potato chip alternative.

Lexie Ward said...

Hey, do you all have Smoothie King or Jamba Juice in your area? Now that's my idea of a healthy meal to drink when you're on the go.