Ode to Slim Fast:Slim Fast, Slim Fast,
my Royal Chocolate Slim Fast
I drink you and dream
of a smaller size of jeans
I dream for a smaller belly
a skinner booty to make.
but you really don't work,
when I drink you then go eat mashed friggin potatos
and a 3 pound steak.
I tried to stay faithful
zooming past the Pizza Hut
but that pie in the kitchen
well... she's such a slut.
Slim Fast oh Slim Fast
you're not all you seem
although you might taste real good
on some cookies and cream
blue bell that is
banana split
texas style
7 comments:
Slim Fast. Never could stomach the stuff.
ode to america's obsession with weight
*Tear forms in my chubby eye.*
Yeah...
Slim Fast is like an appetite accelerant in my system.
Just one cup makes me want to scarf down everything in the pantry.
I tried those Slim Fast snack bars after I had my little girl. I loved the chocolate chip cookie dough kind...at first...then I got to where I would feeling like hurling at the sight of one. I still feel that way! Wonder what's in them that causes that???
My brother-in-law always said that Slim Fast doesn't work for him because it tastes too good with a burger and fries. :)
Lexie, you ain't wistle'n dixie chick. The only time I drink it now is if I don't have time for lunch and I need some energy or something.
Susanne, those bars are pretty yummy. We took some of those on the tour as a potato chip alternative.
Hey, do you all have Smoothie King or Jamba Juice in your area? Now that's my idea of a healthy meal to drink when you're on the go.
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