We interrupt your casual blogging to bring you this special report...
UCLA group discovers humongous prime number
Sun Sep 28, 11:02 AM ET
LOS ANGELES - "Mathematicians at UCLA have discovered a 13 million-digit prime number, a long-sought milestone that makes them eligible for a $100,000 prize."
Wheeeeeeewie! That's a relief. I didn't know what the world would do if that wily 13 million-digit prime number kept slipping through our fingers! Praise the Lord that all those guys weren't busy on a cure for cancer with that elusive 13 million-digit prime number brazenly on the loose.
When one scientist was asked what he was going to do with his prize money he replied with a reverent far-off look in his eyes,
"I can finally get busy on my lifelong dream of constructing the largest scale-model of the Millennium Falcon!"
Thank God for that!
Now back to your normal blogging. Goodnight.