I actually like this drink and I think you should try it. After you try it please send me 10,000 dollars. (Just felt like giving that last part a go.) Amber thinks it tastes like butt. My clever response is of course... "Really? pleeeease. Butt doesn't taste anything like that." Yes, yes, I am a witty, witty man.
So, if you are tired of drinking cherry Robitussen and sprite (red bull), and you enjoy coffee and Coca Cola like moi, give this drink a go. Only 45 calories and its not even a diet drink. I brought it into class today and one of my students said that her dad designed the bottle or works with the guy who designs the bottle... or something. I told her that I could care less and to speak only when spoken to. No, I told her that was cool and that it must be nice to live in a mansion built with the money from a clever coke bottle design.
On a side note: I am really surprised that the church has not started manufacturing its own coffee or energy drinks. One can only imagine the advertising for such a thing. It might even surpass "This blood's for you" in ingenious wordplay.