There seems to be a growing number of Christian men who are revolting against their desire to own this beauty. I am revolting against that revolt. When my Verizon plan expires it shall be called: "Mine."
A short and brilliant poem for the iphone.
I will own."
Thank you, thank you.
No, don't try it. No amount of guilt will deter me from this. I know all the problems of the world and I know how much they cost and I know that my Razr works just fine and I know that I don't really neeeeeeeed an iPhone like I neeeeeeed the Lord but ye without a DVD player, fancy Treo, Car with bells and whistles, expensive haircut, expensive Fridge, or cool guitar cast the first stone.