Scientists have just discovered a new nifty lookin' frog in the Amazon. I thought it looked pretty cool so I thought I'd post it. Kinda like blog show and tell. Except you can't lick this show and tell and play like you are on the Simpsons or imagine you are really rich like that one frog I brought home one time after licking it on a dare and mom made me let it go after I told her that she looked like a big purple candy apple with wings. Anyways, I think we should name this here frog. The scientists will probably come up with some creative name like: "lapristociacipratipusviat amphibias." But I think we can do better. Even without licking it and seeing apparitions.
So give it a go. What should we name him?
16 comments:
Seth.
C-Hammer,
That's awesome! I second that.
Well, his markings are kinda trippy. I vote for Lava Lamp.
Or Ed. Just seems like a good frog name.
But really, I vote for Lava Lamp.
Kat hammer.
ha! touche!
but really I was thinking,
Kermidellic.
Ed is a good frog name too. Lava Lamp is nice.
Ooooo. What about String Theory Frog?
Mister Bojangles.
radpole?
Snowflake.
"The Stan on Drugs" should be his name.
Okay. The name: Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you:
Mister Stan Kermidellic Radpole
He's so beautiful. Wow!!!
Mister Stan Kermidellic Radpole
Cool. I like it.
Now that you've revealed your choice, we eagerly await the deep underlying spiritual lesson that you intend to impart from this little exercise in frog-naming.
Once I found a gooey lizard in a cave. I put him in a Mountain Dew bottle and took him home, played with him, and tried to feed him flies. When he wouldn't eat I felt bad for him so I let him go in the yard.
Later that week I was watching the Discovery Channel and saw my recent pet on. The narrator explained that he could have killed me and secretes poison from his skin.... enough to paralyze a man.
I'm glad I let him go.
Brody, for some reason that story reminded me of an old x-girlfriend.
Spiritual lesson: Don't lick cool looking frogs. Even if someone triple-dog-dares you. They might be extremely rare and plus, they don't like being licked. Plus it might kill you. God loves you. The end.
btw, did anyone get that string theory joke I bombed?
Psychadelafrog.
At first I thought you were sh**ing us about the frog licking thing, but then I thought back to your childhood and said, "Hey. It could have happened..."
No, I've never licked a frog. It would explain a few things. I have however, licked a sparkplug.
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