It is 6 a. m. on Saturday. I am up to play golf in a Church tournament. To be fair, I think I'll call all the old men that wear plaid shorts this week at 2 a. m. and make them get up and practice piano. Rise and shine! Slap your plaids on fellas! Time to tickle those ivories!!!
Who the hell gets up at 6 a. m. on Saturday to play golf? Besides those that are 2 steps away from the big golf course in the sky???? I guess that would be me today.
It wouldn't be so bad if I could have got to sleep last night. I think I finally dozed off at 4:20.