"Jesus drive my snowmobile
I'm flying off off the cliff..."
"Jesus steer my boat
I think I see some reef..."
"Jesus take my hand-glider
a bird just ripped my sail..."
"Jesus take my pogostick
it's jumping way to hard..."
"Jesus drive my truck
I've had too much to drink..."
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I think those are all pretty solid options...
"Jesus take the tiller
my sails are ripped to shreds.
Jesus, take the mower,
I just ran over the tulips...
"Jesus take the Segway,
I'm too geeky to be in public..."
"Jesus take the knight,
'cause the Devil left it hanging."
Nah, nobody would get it...
HA! I got that one! All of these are awesome.
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