Thursday, March 01, 2007

Rough Drafts for Jesus Take the Wheel.

"Jesus drive my snowmobile
I'm flying off off the cliff..."

"Jesus steer my boat
I think I see some reef..."

"Jesus take my hand-glider
a bird just ripped my sail..."

"Jesus take my pogostick
it's jumping way to hard..."

"Jesus drive my truck
I've had too much to drink..."

6 comments:

Brody Harper said...

I think those are all pretty solid options...

DonPGolden said...

"Jesus take the tiller
my sails are ripped to shreds.

Lexie Ward said...

Jesus, take the mower,
I just ran over the tulips...

The Cachinnator said...

"Jesus take the Segway,
I'm too geeky to be in public..."

Pendrax said...

"Jesus take the knight,
'cause the Devil left it hanging."

Nah, nobody would get it...

Seth Ward said...

HA! I got that one! All of these are awesome.