Is everyone crazy?
Believe it or not I'm walkin' on air. Fragile, handle with care. "Be ready for anything" said the pink bunny. "My biopsy was GREAT!" Said the barnacle turtle.
I stood on a chair and smacked at a fire alarm that was beeping because the battery was running down last night. It sounded like the beep from a giant space ship of ants.
"Mama, is the mayo still good? I don't believe in Santa anymore. Is my laundry finished?" The guitar collects dust by the closet. It is really irritated at the neglect. Sorry brother, you gotta wait your turn.
My life is an Oreo cookie. Hard on the outside but very soft in the place where only the wind and sun never see.
Cousin Q from Star Trek is coming to dinner. Wonder if we'll have fried chicken or Colored greens said Michael from the Office. Love that show.
Don't wait up said the carrot cake to the fridge.
The Gerbils are planning a takeover tonight and burning the cookies is the first item of business.
(please your own nonsense add fast. Come on you know you want to burp the fantasic world of under arm dirt!)