Sunday, March 18, 2007

The Visually Impaired For Wolrd Peas

I saw this headline today and read it as "Israel's Omelet rules peace talks with Palestinians..."

I skimmed it and moved on. Then my mind started to try and piece this story together. I started to imagine the head honchos of Israel and Palestine finally coming to peace over a good omelet unique to the Israeli culture.

"NO!! I tell you. We will NOT give up the Gaza strip"... (*chomp*) ... MY GOD THIS IS A TASTY OMLET!!!... welllll. I guess you can have it. Just give me the recipe and we'll call it quits."

I'm tellin' you. I should run for world leader some day.


Susanne said...

Here's a better idea...we could give each leader some of what I cooked on Friday night. They would get food poisoning and die, and that would be the end of that. I've been so sick the last couple of days that the thought of omelets makes me sick.

I think if we're going to use food to improve international relations, let's use chocolate and peanut butter. Mmmmmmmmmmm.

Chaotic Hammer said...

Susanne - I guess food poisoning must be going around. I got a dose last week (at a restaurant, though, not at home).

It's only been in the last couple of days that I'm getting brave enough to eat normal, solid food once again. Yick.

Seth Ward said...

Good lord susanne and C-hammer! I hope you get to feeling better! sheesh.

Chocolate and peanut butter. Maybe you and Amber should run for office.