I saw this headline today and read it as "Israel's Omelet rules peace talks with Palestinians..."
I skimmed it and moved on. Then my mind started to try and piece this story together. I started to imagine the head honchos of Israel and Palestine finally coming to peace over a good omelet unique to the Israeli culture.
"NO!! I tell you. We will NOT give up the Gaza strip"... (*chomp*) ... MY GOD THIS IS A TASTY OMLET!!!... welllll. I guess you can have it. Just give me the recipe and we'll call it quits."
I'm tellin' you. I should run for world leader some day.