"The new Kenny G church is really causing a ruckus in the Christian Subculture. Apparently the worship band dresses up like Kenny G and his band and only do popular Kenny G songs to lift their their praises in a spree of tender soft rock glossolalia. 'The song "Sade" has never sounded so spirit-filled.' One new member remarked. Another notes, 'If it weren't for the Kenny G church, I wouldn't even be in church at all. The Gospel just makes so much sense when I can see and hear it in curls.' The lead player has a curly hair wig and the rest of the band are wearing Aviators and Berets. This new KG church is projecting 200% growth in the first quarter alone. Get in while you can!!!! The WWKGD bracelets are going fast people."
In all honesty, I really wish there would be an Elton Church or a Beatles Church. Hey, Levon talks about Jesus right?
Yeah, an Elton Church would kick some serious booty. "Goodbye Beelzebub, though I never knew you at all..."
(ht: Andrew Osenga's blog on the U2 Church.)