Saturday, May 10, 2008

Freeeeeedooooom

If you own an iphone, stop what you are doing and download iliberty. I just finished playing Super Mario Brothers on my phone. My iphone now records video. My iphone now had GPS. My iphone has a bazillion games. My iphone has an etch'n'scetch. (the image goes away when you shake it.) My iphone now has the entire KJV on it. My iphone can edit photos. I can watch tv on my iphone and listen to satellite radio. My iphone has a guitar tuner on it. (A real one that hears the pitch.) My iphone has a piano on it that records whatever tune comes to my head. My iphone has a voice recorder on it. I can record songs on it with a band simluator. It can do just about anything you want it to. My iphone has guitar hero on it and I can make my own songs.... say like a guitar hero track with just the cello line to Elenor Rigby. Pretty soon, the iphone will change the tech-world, forever. It has been liberated and it is more amazing than I ever imagined it to be. The iphone even can run pro-tools, remotely. That means, when I'm by the mic and by myself, I can use my iphone as a remote controller to the protools. Oh, and its also a phone.

It is truly amazing. Astounding.

3 comments:

Vitamin Z said...

Can't wait to get mine someday. They need to open up to Verizon!

z

MamasBoy said...

I think you're in love. That was quite a long list, devoid of any bad points. Does your wife know about this relationship?

"My iphone now has the entire KJV on it."
At least you put the Divinely Inspired KJV on it instead of some whoremongering NIV with missing verses and phrases like in Matthew 17:21, 18:11, 23:14; Mark 7:16, 9:44, 9:46, 11:26, 15:28; Luke 17:36, 23:17; John 5:4; Acts 8:37, 15:34, 24:7, 28:29; Romans 16:24 and I John 5:7.

And that's just for starters. See you in heaving with Brother James.

MB

nancy said...

Well, apparently my phone has something yours doesn't. "The White Screen of Death." I can't tell who is calling anymore and many times I can't look up numbers to call. I am sure you are jealous. I will trade phones with you to ease your pain and keep you from being envious of my phone.