Who thinks this stuff up? I mean were they just sittin' around on a hot summer day and thinking...... Hey - you know ole Joe's undiepoops that he ripped the crotch out of...well maybe I could make myself a new halter top out of them there undiepoops and save myself a trip to the Walmart?
Wait....those are my underwear!! (Seriously!!) I think I'm missing a pair.
That reminds me of a story...
You know how you sometimes take off your pants and underwear at the same time?
And then you wear the same pants the next day, but you forget your old underwear is still in them?
And then you're at Costco,and you notice this bit of white sticking out the bottom of your pants leg?
And you don't know what to do because there are people all around, but you can't just leave it there?
And you have this horrifying realization that you've been walking around Costco for 30 minutes with your underwear hanging out the bottom of your pants leg?
So you nonchalantly meander over to the nearest garbage can...and inconspicuously check to make sure none of the 300 people standing around are looking in your direction...and you reach down, pull the pair of underwear from out of the bottom of your pants leg, and throw them in the garbage?
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I see a new fashion trend coming. Lead the way, Seth!
You got it brother!
Who thinks this stuff up? I mean were they just sittin' around on a hot summer day and thinking...... Hey - you know ole Joe's undiepoops that he ripped the crotch out of...well maybe I could make myself a new halter top out of them there undiepoops and save myself a trip to the Walmart?
This is so hot. I wonder what the front looks like.
BAHahahahaha! (snort) Ahem......
BAHAHAHAHAHA!
Bummer. Non-symmetrical tan lines.
Thats disgusting
EWWW!!! When you asked to borrow a pair of my undies I had no idea you meant you were going to do THAT!
Wait....those are my underwear!! (Seriously!!) I think I'm missing a pair.
That reminds me of a story...
You know how you sometimes take off your pants and underwear at the same time?
And then you wear the same pants the next day, but you forget your old underwear is still in them?
And then you're at Costco,and you notice this bit of white sticking out the bottom of your pants leg?
And you don't know what to do because there are people all around, but you can't just leave it there?
And you have this horrifying realization that you've been walking around Costco for 30 minutes with your underwear hanging out the bottom of your pants leg?
So you nonchalantly meander over to the nearest garbage can...and inconspicuously check to make sure none of the 300 people standing around are looking in your direction...and you reach down, pull the pair of underwear from out of the bottom of your pants leg, and throw them in the garbage?
Well...it happens.
Forgot to mention...that was the last time I wore "tighty whities!"
I think this should be re-named, "The Ranktop."
Ha!
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