Thursday, April 17, 2008

Random-Thursday-Night-During-Commercials Post


Lambs eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy
a kid'll eat ivy too. A kid'll eat ivy too wouldn't you.

Sometimes I like to start out my posts with happy little songs. Or about unhealthy things I like to eat or drink.

Tonight, for a little excitement, Amber and I walked down to the corner Grocery store and bought some chips and Coke Zero. I went home and poured a cup of Sugar into the bottle. That's not true. I wish I had that kind of guts... those kinds of guts? Anyways. You know you are losing your manhood when you are watching the tube with a box of reduced fat Nilla Wafers sitting on your belly and a bottle of frosty Coke Zero to wash them down. Next I'll be watching Grey's Anatomy and painting my toenails.

Well that's about it for tonight folks. Show's back on.

Mainly I posted this because I don't like clicking over to my blog and only seeing some deep, long boring post dangling out there.

At least, that's what she said. (Bu-dum-splash!)

G'nite everyone!

Okay, another quick joke. When George Bush was asked if he ever tested for dyslexia, he responded, "On!"


majorsteve said...

Seth this could be your best post ever. Just kidding. I like the serious and I like the silly.

So would this be a "bed post"?


Seth Ward said...


Chaotic Hammer said...

So a couple of guys were walking down the street.

They looked off on the side of the road and noticed a dog sprawled out there, licking himself.

One guy says to the other, "Man, I wish I could do that."

The other guy says, "Don't you think you should at least pet him first?"

Seth Ward said...

That's funny! Gross, but funny!

I think this is going to turn into a no ladies allowed post.

MeR said...

Too late. GUH - ROSS.