Thursday, April 17, 2008

Random-Thursday-Night-During-Commercials Post

Weeeeeeeeeell

Lambs eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy
a kid'll eat ivy too. A kid'll eat ivy too wouldn't you.

Sometimes I like to start out my posts with happy little songs. Or about unhealthy things I like to eat or drink.

Tonight, for a little excitement, Amber and I walked down to the corner Grocery store and bought some chips and Coke Zero. I went home and poured a cup of Sugar into the bottle. That's not true. I wish I had that kind of guts... those kinds of guts? Anyways. You know you are losing your manhood when you are watching the tube with a box of reduced fat Nilla Wafers sitting on your belly and a bottle of frosty Coke Zero to wash them down. Next I'll be watching Grey's Anatomy and painting my toenails.

Well that's about it for tonight folks. Show's back on.

Mainly I posted this because I don't like clicking over to my blog and only seeing some deep, long boring post dangling out there.

At least, that's what she said. (Bu-dum-splash!)


G'nite everyone!

Okay, another quick joke. When George Bush was asked if he ever tested for dyslexia, he responded, "On!"

5 comments:

majorsteve said...

Seth this could be your best post ever. Just kidding. I like the serious and I like the silly.

So would this be a "bed post"?

groan...

Seth Ward said...

Yes!

Chaotic Hammer said...

So a couple of guys were walking down the street.

They looked off on the side of the road and noticed a dog sprawled out there, licking himself.

One guy says to the other, "Man, I wish I could do that."

The other guy says, "Don't you think you should at least pet him first?"

Seth Ward said...

That's funny! Gross, but funny!

I think this is going to turn into a no ladies allowed post.

MeR said...

Too late. GUH - ROSS.