How Much Farther???

Okay, okay. I'm not buying that silver water crap Papa. The gig is up. It's time for you and your tribe to come out of hiding and dwell among us. I know you've been out of limelight for a while now, and you are having a hard time dealing with has-been land but why not come clean so I can finally prove my whole second grade class wrong. And gee, I wonder who your first wife was????? Hmmmm??? Did her first name rhyme with "turf" and her last name rhyme with "fret?" Yeah. I'm on to you buddy. HA! I KNEW you guys were real!