Tuesday, July 17, 2007

While You Wait... (As if you are Wating...) Drink This.



Chaotic Hammer said...

Uh... At first, I was pretty sure this was something you got from Saturday Night Live or something, and I was waiting for the punch line at the end.

But... it appears they are serious? Wow.

I bet this is from California.

kddub said...

Yeah I too was waiting for the punch line... but it was pretty funny. How much per bottle?

chaotic hammer.... hey, not all Californians are meditative self afrimation-er people!

FancyPants said...

In response to that product:

Oh brother.

Chaotic Hammer said...

Kristin - Yes they are.

Read it and weep.

(Remember, I lived there for almost 15 years. I can smell California kooks a mile away.)

The Cachinnator said...

I only wish I had thought of it first.

shaungroves said...

My sister-in-law lives in Manhattan (kook central #2) and knows a Russian "physicist" who takes this idea further. He's created these pendants you wear that have a "matrix" printed on them in gold. This matrix supposedly affects the water molecules in your body (we're mostly water right?) and "repairs the water at a cellular level." He says water is changed easily by thoughts and mathematical patterns.

She has stickers with this matrix on them stuck to a pitcher of water in her fridge and swears it tastes better because of it.


I'm no scientist (obviously) but this is whacked. If water can be changed by the manufacturers thoughts or by stickers, why won't it change back once it hits my mouth, my not positive thoughts and my not positive digestive system? What makes it stay "positive?"

Or maybe that's over-thinking a bit...