I've often wondered why forlorn lovers go outside at night and yell at the top of their flipping lungs, on the phone to their girlfriend when they live in a very populated apartment complex. I wonder how the logic is working there. Maybe they are thinking....
"I really hate this crazy gal I am talking too. I think I'll go outside and let my neighbors know how much I hate my ^%$& gal at the top of my lungs instead of staying inside where no one will hear about how much I hate my @#$%%# gal. I mean, there's no way they would want to stay sleeping while she is treating me this way. Ha! She'll be sorry to know that my neighbors found out how stupid she is... Maybe I'll shoot off a firecracker for fun while I'm at it and fart and belch really loud too!"
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Yeah, I've actually called the police on one of these guys before, because he was starting to get violent. These are not pretty scenes.
No they are not. The cops have been called on this chap as well.
Sad business really.
But really, the guy just sounds like a big 4 year old. Its not that he is saying anything "violent" He is just saying it violently. I can't imagine his vocal chords being anything less than hamburger meat after he is done.
Maybe I'll go talk to him.
I'm sort of getting a kick out of Seth's "Maybe I'll go talk to him."
I know you guys are thinking about living in NYC, and I'm just picturing the totally different response that this fellow would get in NYC.
Like people yelling loudly out their windows at him to "Shut the f--- up!" and throwing stuff out their windows at him if that doesn't work.
this must be a common thing everywhere... when Brody worked as a 911 dispatcher, he got many an angry call from outside an apartment complex. I guess people like to fight publicly.
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