I'm really liking this new Dr. Pepper can. Something about it. Kinda makes me... drinky drinky..... must drink. I am sitting at church waiting on a student and trying to take my mind off the ferocious tazmanian devil that is my stomach. I have just noticed something. I have been pretty darn serious lately in my blogs. One friend even said "why don't you just tear my heart out! When I read the "I see an angel part", I think my tears just shot out of my eyes and hit my computer screen."
This may be a sign for me to lighten up a bit. Hey, I think I'll do that. I HAVE been pretty darn serious lately and honestly, I am not that serious of a fellow. Honestly, I spend most of my day trying to figure out how to prank people, mostly my good friend Joey. The last prank was a bit harsh. He came to play at our church last weekend and stayed with me and Amber. My friend is a bit of primper and is horribly in love with his hair. Sooooo I decided to make a little trip to his Hair conditioner and replace some of it with a little Hydrogen Peroxide. As I was happily putting the cap back on I noticed that the friggin thing cost like 25 DOLLARS!!! So reluctantly before I shook up my pranking potion I tried to pour out what I had poured in. Well I think I got most of it.
After a few days I called him to break the news to him. (mostly out of curiosity) He laughed, called me a few choice words and told me that he had some pictures taken recently and the photographer who is his friend, asked if he was lightening his hair.
I know, I know, I am evil. (said as I recline and sip my delicious carbonated nectar)
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What I don't understand is:
Why did Joey just laugh at this evil, evil prank? Why did you just laugh Joey? Why didn't you threaten, or yell, or freak out, or passive agressively ignore, or...I don't know. But peroxide in the hair? And you laugh.
Boys. I don't get it. I would have strangled you, Seth. (Not really) But I definitely would have not talked to you for a good while. But....you would never...to your wife......right?
funny. funny. funny.
Yes I laughed! I laughed because the war will now be waged! All is fair in war! mwahahahahahahahaha
They're right, Amber. It's funny.
And Seth, coming from a man who just quit Dr. Pepper... you're an evil evil bastard.
Seth - I don't have any complaints about your blog being serious. You're a very talented writer, I enjoy what you write. I find it encouraging, challenging, thought-provoking, entertaining, etc.
My biggest complaint right now is that you're freakin' prolific.
Nobody can keep up. It's not that I think I have to comment on every blog entry you make, but even just trying to read new entries when I get a few minutes of free time, I just can't keep up.
But in a way, this is a stupid complaint and I know that. 'Cuz like, what are you going to do, blog less? Just because that doofus Chaotic Hammer can't keep up? Ha!
I didn't think so.
Regarding the nectar -- do you get the kind made with the real sugar, from Dublin? Or is that only available in central Texas? I'm just curious, I've never had it.
C-Hammer-
I know! I have to say here that I have mentioned the very same thing to Seth. Not...going...to...say..it....yes, I am.
Seth, told you so.
Cach -
Just so I'm communicating clearly here, I think the prank is hilarious, too. However, if I was the person waking up with lighter hair, maybe I wouldn't be so quick to laugh. But then, maybe I would. At any rate, Joey, you're a good sport.
Well, I usually blog inbetween things at church. Lessons, meetings, The Office episodes.
Lets face it. It's just too darn fun.
Cach. I am an evil bastard, oh yes, I am. (swig swig, sip, sip) MWUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!
C-hammer, no it is not the Good Dr. Pepper with real sugar. I wish. It is amazing. Isn't it Cach....MWUHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!
Amber, you have been waiting to say 'I told you so' our whole marriage. For that you get 9 smooches instead of 10 after church, but not before i have a few swiggs of my after-church Dr. Pepper... MWUHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
I suppose it's one of those mysterious male idiosyncrasies. Or to put it another way: boys are dumb. We've come to accept it. It's easier just to let it go. If it's funny, then it's funny. It doesn't matter if it's funny because we look funny. Make sense? I'm glad you can appreciate the humor. And I'm sure Seth would neeeeeeeeeeeeever do anything like that to you.
(Because if he did, he would die.)
Seth, to quote my wife,
"You are evil and must be destroyed."
Cach - So, it doesn't matter if it's funny, because you already look funny? Certainly, this is not what you meant.
Aww, you boys don't look that funny. =-)
Seth - The Dr. Pepper before me? And...I don't think these people want to hear about the smooches.
Cach - Poor, poor Cach. You're doing great though! Don't let this evil corrupt your successful mission!
Seth's wife should watch him most of all, amber. His big sister could tell you tales. You two should have coffee sometime...
Seth: the Dr. Pepper could be your whole problem. Haven't you heard about the formaldehyde? The preservatives? The PRUNE JUICE!!!
Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!
Okay, off the subject a bit, but HELP!! How am I supposed to post a blog on my spot? I can't remember how. I know I seem like a complete moron, but just chalk it up to
ADD and TOO MUCH DR.PEPPER.
So you go to the blogger home and log in. Then you go to "new post" and you are off. Buzz me if you need more help!
can't wait to hear more.
Amber, I suppose what I said didn't make sense...
What I meant was that so long as the resulting appearance was humorous, the whole thing was humorous. Even if it happened to me, I would have to laugh if it were objectively funny. Humor trumps pride. Better?
Cach-
I think boys lookin' funny was better, but yes, I understand. Humor trumps pride. Thus, Joey has no pride, but much humor.
CFHottie-
If Seth EVER tries a stunt like that on me, well, Cach's wife quoted yet again, I would say "He is evil, and must be destroyed."
It's me, Susanne! I'm new at this, so I don't have anything on my blog yet.
Seth - I predict that the next time Joey stays with you and Amber that you'll show up at church with green hair. :)
Hi Susanne!
Wow! So glad you're here! Beware: blogging is ridiculously addicting. Let us know if or when you have your blog going.
You know, we probably shoudn't be giving Joey any ideas....
Hey Susanne! Thanks for joining us. Stop by often. The only problem with revenge from J-dog is that he usually REALLY goes overboard. I might just end up paralyzed or mute or something.
By the way, thanks for the direction on the blog site. I was able to post successfully.
Hehe... Joey's a big boy, you should have left it in there. It would have been great. Sorry, Joey dear.
~Liz
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