Saturday, October 13, 2007

News I misread

I read this as "Future of Ultimate Fighting ON Jeopardy."

I suddenly had an image of a couple of guys in suits sort of slapping at each other, squirting their fountain pens and yanking off each other's toupees. Calling each other such horrible names such as, "ninny, buffoon, cretin, dullard," whilst they smacked.

Then they would end the match by seeing who could write each other's name in the crappiest handwriting.

2 comments:

Brody Harper said...

exactly what i pictured reading that....

Chaotic Hammer said...

I know this has nothing to do with your point, but did you happen to read the actual article associated with it?

I'm just curious, because I've been watching a little UFC lately, and wonder why the future of the sport would be in jeopardy. I thought it was very popular and really catching on.