My Dad came to visit me in NYC while Amber goes to spend time with her mom for mother's day.
Dad: Hey, you got any coffee? Caffeinated?
Me: Umm, no we are out. I'll take you to Starbucks in the morn... ing...
My Dad pauses brushing his teeth for bed... at 9:30
Me: What time are you getting up?
He pauses and smirks.
Dad: "I'll sleep in till O-seven hundred hours just for you." *Spit*
Me: Oh good lord. I guess that's 7:00 a.m.?
Dad: That's right. I'm getting your butt up at 7:00. I ain't kiddn' ya. And that's late for me. I mean, half the day is gone by 7:00.