Die kleine Meerjungfrau

Tonight after her rehearsal, Amber is meeting a friend of hers who is singing in the Little Mermaid on Broadway. When she told me that, it re-ignited my curiosity about just how those ladies pull off being mermaids on roller-skates. The skates have always been a problem for my imagination. I've only been able to picture little Mermaids carrying trays laden with burgers and fries to little aquatic cars. Anyways, I decided to Youtube it but instead found this, and for some reason, (you tell me, please) I couldn't turn the durn thing off. I think the French and Italian are the prettiest. German and Thai are butt-ugly. Russia version is bugly too. I won't be insulted if you find this preposterously boring and curse my name for wasting your god given brain cells. Could be an OCD thing: just got to hear... the next... language... just a few more... K-mart sucks...