WeeeeeeeeeellLambs eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy
a kid'll eat ivy too. A kid'll eat ivy too wouldn't you.
Sometimes I like to start out my posts with happy little songs. Or about unhealthy things I like to eat or drink.
Tonight, for a little excitement, Amber and I walked down to the corner Grocery store and bought some chips and Coke Zero. I went home and poured a cup of Sugar into the bottle. That's not true. I wish I had that kind of guts... those kinds of guts? Anyways. You know you are losing your manhood when you are watching the tube with a box of reduced fat Nilla Wafers sitting on your belly and a bottle of frosty Coke Zero to wash them down. Next I'll be watching Grey's Anatomy and painting my toenails.
Well that's about it for tonight folks. Show's back on.
Mainly I posted this because I don't like clicking over to my blog and only seeing some deep, long boring post dangling out there.
At least, that's what she said. (Bu-dum-splash!)
G'nite everyone!
Okay, another quick joke. When George Bush was asked if he ever tested for dyslexia, he responded, "On!"
Seth this could be your best post ever. Just kidding. I like the serious and I like the silly.
ReplyDeleteSo would this be a "bed post"?
groan...
Yes!
ReplyDeleteSo a couple of guys were walking down the street.
ReplyDeleteThey looked off on the side of the road and noticed a dog sprawled out there, licking himself.
One guy says to the other, "Man, I wish I could do that."
The other guy says, "Don't you think you should at least pet him first?"
That's funny! Gross, but funny!
ReplyDeleteI think this is going to turn into a no ladies allowed post.
Too late. GUH - ROSS.
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