Magic Paper

Call me a spoiled American but I am happy about this one. Toilet paper in public places usually takes waaaaay too much of a concentrated effort to utilize. Sometimes square by friggin square. Then sometimes you have to be a " MacGyver" to figure out how to get the other roll to engage when you run out. All the while knowing everything you touch has been touched by a hundred other poop hands. And what about those 40 pound giganto-rolls? I feel like I'm on the Price is Right when I see those.

So call me spoiled but I'll take this one. It just better work better than those stupid motion activated faucets.