That's right. We kicked some major Williams-Trace-Baptist-Church-golf-tournament booty. Well, my friends Jack, Gerald and Michael kicked booty. I sorta kicked upper thigh. Maybe the shin a couple of times. BUT, I didn't suck. My 14 year old friend Jack came 3 feet from the longest drive of the day. His stepdad Gerald (who is practically a pro and was the primary contributor to our 1st place position) calls young Jack "Lerch." And rightly so.Fun times. I love golf but I realized today that I'll never be a pro at it. "Duh" you say. But that is kind of a big deal for a man. You see, you grow up your whole life thinking, "If I wanted to, I could devote the time and be the next Michael Jordan, or TIger Woods." However untrue that fantasy might have been at 19 or 20, I still could have made a good go at it. At 32, I know I ain't gonna happen. That's OKAY though.
Plaid just washes me out and that sun is murder on my complexion. And 6 a. m.? (yaaaawniiing)
So a Golf.... pro.... I will never... ....ZZZZzzzzzz.
On another topic, Seth, have you been following this discussion?
ReplyDeleteI play in my first ever golf game this Thursday. The sum total of my experience with golf is going to a driving range a week ago to learn how to swing a club.
ReplyDeleteYou've inspired me. I now believe that instead of being the designated jackass, I might actually have a chance!
But seriously... we both know better.